I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Tumblring on my phone
- Mom: who are you texting?
- Me: nobody
- Mom: what are you doing then?
- Me: nothing
I need infinitely more stories containing bisexual characters figuring out that they’re bisexual. Having that would have made my life much easier when I was figuring it out because that shit is confusing!
The difference between DC and Marvel
How DC ends their movies:
How Marvel ends their movies:
Venom of the Red Lotus as a whole was absolutely incredible and some of The Crew’s best work, but my two favorite parts out of all of that were Korra’s hallucinations in the Red Lotus chamber when the mercury began to kick in, and Korra going berserk in The Avatar state.
The hallucinations were fantastic because (A.) they revisited Korra’s foes from past books, which had me excited because LoK’s villains are the best (B.) they collectively addressed Korra’s biggest conflict - her identity. The past three books were spent challenging Korra’s identity as The Avatar (Amon wanted her disabled, Unalaq wanted her replaced, and The Red Lotus wanted her destroyed all-together), and VotRL brought it all together in one final blow to Korra. Yeah, the mercury did a lot of damage biologically, but the real tipping point for her was when all of her greatest enemies came together to tell her that the world didn’t need her anymore. And that was the true venom of the Red Lotus.
Korra going berserk was also a favorite because Korra is an absolute badass and that berserk mode lead to a beautifully animated escape/chase/fight sequence. Also I don’t know if anyone noticed, but that spiraling movement when she was surrounded by boulders was totally a callback to “Be the leaf!,” which just goes to show how much she’s grown since then.
I love Korra and part of me was SO HAPPY to see her broken because I LOVE A GOOD, WELL-WRITTEN CONFLICT but part of me also died because my favorite fictional queen was hurt and that is absolutely not okay